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You mean you don't like "Trunk or Treat"?? That's sacrilege ;-)

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Or as Homer once said, "mmmm...sacrilicious!"

I don't want to dunk on the trunk (or treat). It's people putting asphalt to better use and working around bad land use to do something for kids.

But also, what is the "trunk" choice in trunk or treat? Doesn't make sense. Are they saying you either get a treat or I will "trunk" you? Sounds like a line from a bad mafia movie-- "trunk or treat, kid" (closes trunk on victim) "Happy Halloween" (car slides off dock).

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Oct 28, 2023Liked by Will Gardner

Great for a horror movie "Suburban Nation" hahahaha.

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